this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
Not every axolotl is blind, though. Just Gilly, here.
By the way, if you want a cute Gilly phone case or mug, everything in my store is 10% off today! Just use the code CYBERMONDAY December 2nd-3rd. Today (12/2/2019) is also the last day for guaranteed international shipping by the 23rd, so jump on that I guess.
im glad to report that Hot Dr Pepper was a success at my christmas dinner
might be because i told everyone it was tea at first, except my cousin who saw me pouring a bottle of dr pepper into a hot pan and just immediately went “woah can i have some of that”
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
How can you hate babies when they’re the friggin best?
Babies make the best faces because they don’t know what restraint is. They just put 100% of whatever they’re currently feeling onto their faces and it’s adorable.
Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day:
